С днем России!!!
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С праздником!
— Мы представители самой древней профессии
— спим за деньги.
— Путаны?
— Сторожа мы.
Разговор двух сисадминов:
— У меня сегодня компьютер весь день выключается сам. В чем дело?
— Системный блок внизу стоит?
— Да.
— Поменяй носки. Он просто теряет сознание.
Серьезные отношения — это когда молодой человек начинает выходить из квартиры девушки с мусорным ведром.
Поймал старик золотую рыбку. — Отпусти меня, старче, три желания исполню! — Зашибись! — сказал старик. И зашиблась бедная рыбка, так и не исполнив два другие желания.
Happy is not the one who has a lot, but the one who has enough
Successful people have fear, doubts, and anxieties. They just didn't let those feelings stop them
In life, you should strive not to overtake others, but yourself.
People start thinking about life and money when they come to an end.
If there is no pleasure in life, then there must be at least some meaning.
“Everyone will be the same in the grave, So at least during our lifetime we will be diverse!”
“Don’t make others angry and don’t be angry yourself, We are guests in this mortal world. And, if something goes wrong, accept it! Be smart and smile. Think with a cool head. After all, everything is natural in the world: The evil you emitted Will definitely come back to you"
“Don’t go ahead of me; I may not keep track. Don't follow me; I may not lead. Just walk next to me and be my friend.”
The most important thing in life is to learn to give love and let it inside.
If your bar is not reached, this is not a reason to lower it.
Until you lose heart, any other falls are ok.
“Every person has three characters: the one that is attributed to him; the one he attributes to himself; and, finally, the one that actually exists"
Only he is truly happy and great who does not need to obey or command in order to represent something.
We must love life more than the meaning of life. -
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